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NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE:
Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces.
-They are the most selfish and mean.
NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE:
Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
-They are the most sincere and true lover.
NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE:
Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
-They can keep secrets, friendship and they can see your tears.
NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE:
Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
-They are true, loyal and honest friends.
HEY I’M NOT MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-
"Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing costume and you never get what I am. This year that won’t be a problem because you’re gonna pick my costume."
and the Grammy goes to…Random Access Memories - Daft Punk.
did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen
I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up.
omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete
We shouldn’t have the power
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"